Komquartsat Arnrathon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthinking crab.

Komquartsat Arnrathon created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Komquartsat Arnrathon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Komquartsat Arnrathon, it will turn you into a plant.

Komquartsat Arnrathon's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Komquartsat Arnrathon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white dogs for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Komquartsat Arnrathon.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.