Rigpadquart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous fly.

Rigpadquart created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigpadquart, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rigpadquart, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Rigpadquart's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rigpadquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. You must love Rigpadquart.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Run away if nine squirrels approach from the west.