Cubmumgof is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy horse.

Cubmumgof created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubmumgof, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cubmumgof, it will laugh at you.

Cubmumgof's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cubmumgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Never paint your face yellow.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not stand on grass.