Hunnegabsakfadbissnakhap Himfidkomfutpascarcen is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, all-knowing gnu.

Hunnegabsakfadbissnakhap Himfidkomfutpascarcen created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunnegabsakfadbissnakhap Himfidkomfutpascarcen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hunnegabsakfadbissnakhap Himfidkomfutpascarcen, he will turn you into a snail.

Hunnegabsakfadbissnakhap Himfidkomfutpascarcen's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Hunnegabsakfadbissnakhap Himfidkomfutpascarcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never skip near nematodes.

5. Do not stand on grass.