Bigflymat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented frog.

Bigflymat created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigflymat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bigflymat, it will make you grow a tail.

Bigflymat's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bigflymat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Put Bigflymat first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.