Lenlinten is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate hedgehog.

Lenlinten created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenlinten, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lenlinten, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lenlinten's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Lenlinten's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.