Tapbunbop is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, amazing frog.

Tapbunbop created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tapbunbop, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tapbunbop, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tapbunbop's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tapbunbop's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tapbunbop.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tapbunbop.

3. Never wear red trousers.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not laugh in public.