Gangidtip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless pigeon.

Gangidtip created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gangidtip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gangidtip, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gangidtip's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gangidtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never wear red trousers.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.