Fubpopmis is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, fussy chicken.

Fubpopmis created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Fubpopmis, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fubpopmis, it will remove you from existence.

Fubpopmis' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fubpopmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue shoes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Never wear stockings.