Dutcudbun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish mouse.

Dutcudbun created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dutcudbun, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dutcudbun, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dutcudbun's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dutcudbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Erect nine copper sculptures of Dutcudbun on top of important buildings.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. You must never eat peas.