Monbognart is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, proud snake.

Monbognart created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monbognart, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Monbognart, he will turn you into a mole.

Monbognart's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Monbognart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Monbognart's name in vain.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never sit in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.