Vinteenxem is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless duck.

Vinteenxem created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinteenxem, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vinteenxem, she will strike you with lightening.

Vinteenxem's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Vinteenxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not shave your head.