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He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying otter.

Dimgudlikcam created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Dimgudlikcam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dimgudlikcam, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dimgudlikcam's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dimgudlikcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dimgudlikcam.

3. Dimgudlikcam loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.