Manbesthug is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, irritating badger.

Manbesthug created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manbesthug, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Manbesthug, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Manbesthug's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Manbesthug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help mites.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.