Joplighit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, prudent otter.

Joplighit created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Joplighit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Joplighit, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Joplighit's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Joplighit's Holy Commandments

1. Joplighit loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Joplighit loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not eat lentils.