Vencaparf is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, weak fairy.

Vencaparf created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vencaparf, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vencaparf, she will be very sad.

Vencaparf's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Vencaparf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.