Gigjigdot is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast swallow.

Gigjigdot created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gigjigdot, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gigjigdot, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gigjigdot's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gigjigdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never wear magenta kilts.