Wiglistcat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty human.

Wiglistcat created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiglistcat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wiglistcat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wiglistcat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Wiglistcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wiglistcat.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wiglistcat.