Bin is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, awe-inspiring swallow.

Bin created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bin, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bin.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

5. Never mention tapirs.