Hignulfunvonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, vain crow.

Hignulfunvonk created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hignulfunvonk, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hignulfunvonk, she will turn you into a worm.

Hignulfunvonk's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hignulfunvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Hignulfunvonk loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink alcohol.