Flowapjamvig Hanbaglak Dadragwan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy walrus.

Flowapjamvig Hanbaglak Dadragwan created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Flowapjamvig Hanbaglak Dadragwan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flowapjamvig Hanbaglak Dadragwan, it will turn you into a mouse.

Flowapjamvig Hanbaglak Dadragwan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Flowapjamvig Hanbaglak Dadragwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never wear pink dresses.

4. Do not take Flowapjamvig Hanbaglak Dadragwan's name in vain.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.