Bimmanarpladhimkikhotmis Doddudomin is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, able armadillo.

Bimmanarpladhimkikhotmis Doddudomin created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimmanarpladhimkikhotmis Doddudomin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bimmanarpladhimkikhotmis Doddudomin, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bimmanarpladhimkikhotmis Doddudomin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bimmanarpladhimkikhotmis Doddudomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away if five mice approach from the south.