Canominwot is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unfair cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Canominwot created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canominwot, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Canominwot, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Canominwot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Canominwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.