Arnbenrak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, omniscient zebra.

Arnbenrak created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Arnbenrak, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Arnbenrak, he will turn you into a frog.

Arnbenrak's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Arnbenrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the west.

3. Do not take Arnbenrak's name in vain.

4. Always treat eagles with great respect.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.