Ladwadnig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet hedgehog.

Ladwadnig created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ladwadnig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ladwadnig, he will be very sad.

Ladwadnig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ladwadnig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Ladwadnig.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Worship no other gods but Ladwadnig.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.