Nanfadlib is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying tortoise.

Nanfadlib created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanfadlib, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nanfadlib, he will ignore you.

Nanfadlib's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nanfadlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never hurt shrews.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Always pray immersed in water.