Yimsawbast is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, competent frog.

Yimsawbast created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yimsawbast, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yimsawbast, he will come to you in dreams.

Yimsawbast's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Yimsawbast's Holy Commandments

1. Yimsawbast loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Yimsawbast must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yimsawbast.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.