Padcancut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain wyvern.

Padcancut created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padcancut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Padcancut, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Padcancut's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Padcancut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Retreat if four dogs approach from the north.

3. Padcancut loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Never sing in holy places.