Sterweedag Renjigflag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless yak.

Sterweedag Renjigflag created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterweedag Renjigflag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sterweedag Renjigflag, he will destroy your home planet.

Sterweedag Renjigflag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sterweedag Renjigflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the east.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Run away from pink ducks, for they are unholy.