Bonnulvol is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, grumpy jackal.

Bonnulvol created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Bonnulvol, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bonnulvol, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bonnulvol's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bonnulvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of nematodes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonnulvol.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Fast once a month.