Kappadtab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, grumpy fox.

Kappadtab created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kappadtab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kappadtab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kappadtab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kappadtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Kappadtab loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not commit murder.