Flagpodsas Ced is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, slow snake.

Flagpodsas Ced created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagpodsas Ced, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flagpodsas Ced, he will torture you forever.

Flagpodsas Ced's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Flagpodsas Ced's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not kill voles.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.