Kenpangfot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, confident hedgehog.

Kenpangfot created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenpangfot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kenpangfot, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kenpangfot's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Kenpangfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.