Lunjadcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental skunk.

Lunjadcuss created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunjadcuss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lunjadcuss, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lunjadcuss' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Lunjadcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hide if five hamsters approach from the west.

4. Retreat if four tortoises approach from the east.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.