Wipsinfad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able lobster.

Wipsinfad created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Wipsinfad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wipsinfad, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wipsinfad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wipsinfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Wipsinfad loves badgers, so they must be honoured.