Dumbabmobquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful dolphin.

Dumbabmobquaf created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumbabmobquaf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dumbabmobquaf, he will have a low opinion of you.

Dumbabmobquaf's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dumbabmobquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Run away from magenta gulls, for they are unholy.