Futyikyat Cadgigsis is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident hare.

Futyikyat Cadgigsis created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Futyikyat Cadgigsis, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Futyikyat Cadgigsis, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Futyikyat Cadgigsis' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Futyikyat Cadgigsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands black.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.