Tiggebfit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciful badger.

Tiggebfit created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiggebfit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tiggebfit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tiggebfit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tiggebfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Never wear brown tights.

5. Voles are not to be trusted.