Kenstikrap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, strong wyvern.

Kenstikrap created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Kenstikrap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kenstikrap, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Kenstikrap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kenstikrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. You must love Kenstikrap.