Rapcabtig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witless owl.

Rapcabtig created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapcabtig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rapcabtig, she will turn you into a slug.

Rapcabtig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rapcabtig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never talk about frogs.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.