Nibtaggudlap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered gnu.

Nibtaggudlap created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibtaggudlap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nibtaggudlap, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nibtaggudlap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nibtaggudlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.