Cabcartof is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong cow.

Cabcartof created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabcartof, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cabcartof, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cabcartof's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cabcartof's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

3. You must love Cabcartof.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Run away if five dolphins approach from the west.