Lamnelfum Gilpaktan Poddoginglip is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Lamnelfum Gilpaktan Poddoginglip created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Lamnelfum Gilpaktan Poddoginglip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lamnelfum Gilpaktan Poddoginglip, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Lamnelfum Gilpaktan Poddoginglip's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Lamnelfum Gilpaktan Poddoginglip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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