Vontargsom is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, smart clam.

Vontargsom created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vontargsom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vontargsom, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vontargsom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vontargsom's Holy Commandments

1. Vontargsom loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Hide from green moths for they are unholy.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.