Cartonnabhaplarn is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring dove.

Cartonnabhaplarn created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cartonnabhaplarn, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cartonnabhaplarn, he will laugh at you.

Cartonnabhaplarn's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cartonnabhaplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cartonnabhaplarn's name in vain.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cartonnabhaplarn on top of all buildings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Never talk about gravity.