Kimsathab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, merciful mouse.

Kimsathab created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimsathab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kimsathab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kimsathab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Kimsathab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Worship no other gods but Kimsathab.
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