Kombellraw is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong spider.

Kombellraw created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombellraw, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kombellraw, she will not care.

Kombellraw's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Kombellraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never feed grapes to tapirs while wearing turquoise rings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not chop down trees.