Farsanlog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent dog.

Farsanlog created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farsanlog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farsanlog, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Farsanlog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Farsanlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never jump near sharks.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help bats.