Nurtdunfod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, confident cow.

Nurtdunfod created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Nurtdunfod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurtdunfod, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nurtdunfod's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nurtdunfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Always obey Nurtdunfod's priests.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.