Lidjap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful dove.

Lidjap created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidjap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lidjap, it will try to impress you with trees.

Lidjap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Lidjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Run away if nine mice approach from the south.

5. Always obey Lidjap's priests.